*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage
"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"
have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
|—||someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)|
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
One time I did this and the teacher thought it was so good she typed it up and spread it around the class.
Demi Lovato is speaking out about her past drug use in a very candid new interview with Access Hollywood’s Kit Hoover.
The 21-year-old star, who wrote her memoir “Staying Strong: 365 Days a Year,” opened up to Kit from the set of “The X Factor” on Monday.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible