when you get your period at school
I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY
@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way*
I just found the best Facebook page
“A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn’t care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he’ll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?” - John Grogan, Marley & Me
Chris left a comment on Roberto Aguire’s Instagram
First pic of Robert Downey Jr. on the set of Avengers: Age of Ultron, courtesy of his Twitter (x)
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
barack no michelle is my friend we can’t
I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all
The Epic Love Story of Korey and Hot Bearded Guy in its entirety.
This makes me so happy.
A penguin who was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo.
Penguin Nils Olav has been an honorary member and mascot of the Norwegian King’s Guard since 1972.
Over the years, he has been promoted through the ranks after being adopted by Royal Guard who visited the zoo.
During the ceremony, Nils had a sword dubbed on each side of his head, where his shoulders should be, to confirm his regimental knighthood.
The proud penguin was on his best behavior throughout most of the ceremony, but shortly before the ritual was concluded and possibly suffering a bout of nerves he was seen to deposit a discreet white puddle on the ground.
Sir Nils Olav the penguin.