im going to cry
*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
you just broke the fourth wall
well fuck my AU selves are having a hell of a time
Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy
not really feelin this whole school college work till i die thing
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
nothing annoys me more than when teachers say “now i want you to work with someone you don’t normally talk to” because not only am i soul crushingly self conscious but there is a REASON I DON’T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE
when your friend does something embarrassing in public
when you say something funny and your friends laugh
i only stay inside to avoid paparazzi
axemefink: We runnin this like a circus… @hrhchriscolfer @chillwithwill
Ice tea, cheerios and rubber ducks. All over the table and on your lap, just how you asked me honey.