my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore
I MADE A DIAGRAM OF ME
Please read this poem I wrote in first grade
Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.
Cute texts from bae
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
when you and your buddy are low on potassium