choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
1. This looks like the weirdest movie ever. [Edit: Someone told me it’s based on an awesome book by Stephen King’s son, also called Horns. Wow!! Now I totally want to read it.]
2. Daniel Radcliffe sounds like a COMPLETELY different person with an American accent. His voice literally sounds lower.
3. Oh look, a movie where Daniel Radcliffe makes friends with a snake!
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
lemme whispa in ya ear
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.