May 2012
accio-the-grint:
on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
gaysuperheroes:
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
astudyintimeandspace:
cocksandklainebows:
dracoyoulittlepoofer:
the-vashta-nerada:
you can keep your eurovion
the only vision we have in america is the vision of FREEDOM
Shut up, America.
America, your flag is behind a FENCE there, and you’re talking about FREEDOM.
Seriously?
Oh shut up America.
“Yet, despite how important they know he is to a lot of LGBT youth, Kurt’s...”
– From a comment on the EW.com Season Finale poll (x)
snoopdong:
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
Me: I'll do it at 7PM
Time: 7:02PM
Me: Oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
grant gustin just called chris colfer a beautiful...
paradiserivera:
OMG.
darrencolf:
chris was wearing sHORTS OH MY GOD
A Post Dedicated to the Flailing Extras of the...
bollockingwankshite:
I think we all know who the real winner of the...
mybelovedloki:
frnkkk:
whenever you’re feeling down or insecure just remember
jamtards:
in her bedroom the mighty bedroom the fangirl blogs tonight
sweetscottishcherub:
i don’t think people understand that when i watch something, i don’t look for the gay
the gay looks for me
gurry:
calmgiant:
Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet
bookwormsociety:
effie-and-mahogany:
bendydicks:
reidwouldread:
clairesawyer:
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.
I would look directly...
remember that time lilo took my phone and went on...
keepcalm-and-gotodisneyworld:
me
Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
